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10 Times Braun Strowman Attempted Murder In WWE

WWE Raw’s Monster Among Men is a very naughty boy…

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  • Braun Strowman is a man who was crushed to death in the back of a garbage truck.
  • Braun Strowman, despite being crushed to death, is a man who lived in said garbage truck for seven days.
  • Braun Strowman, despite being crushed to death and living with some garbage for seven days, is a man who managed to get the truck that he and the garbage lived inside to drive to the arena where a subsequent episode of Raw was going down and have it pull up at the right time so he could get out and scare The Miz without even so much as a scratch on him despite the fact he’d been CRUSHED TO DEATH!

It seems the rules of life don’t really apply to Braun Strowman – a worrying trend that has continued throughout his main roster career to date.

Granted, as well as the scenario outlined above, the likes of Roman Reigns and a whole host of other Superstars have tried to murder Braun Strowman down the years in WWE, and I think some of you will believe that turnabout is fair play and this article is a load of nonsense. You monsters.

I’m not trying to get Braun arrested here or anything. Now that he’s a bonafide heel on Monday Night Raw – inexplicably so, I should add – I feel it’s my duty to report what a menace this guy is to not only every single Superstar in WWE, but society as a whole. Here are 10 times The Monster Among Men almost turned himself into a Murderer Among Men…

10. Squashing A Beast

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We’re starting out with something relatively meek here, people.

Announce tables are really, really heavy. You don’t see too many Superstars picking them up and plonking them down on their opponents. Braun Strowman did, though, in a moment that had many people believe Brock Lesnar was on his way to losing the Universal Championship at SummerSlam 2017.

Braun developed a fetish for putting Lesnar through announce tables via his trademark Powerslam throughout 2017, but this moment is one that could have legitimately killed The Beast. I’ve heard that coconuts falling from trees kills many people every year, so an announce table falling on Brock’s head would have been an instant write-off, surely?

Brock got lucky Braun’s aim was off, I guess.

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