4. Dance Contests
Generally speaking, it's a requirement to have at least one contestant completely lack any semblance of rhythm or coordination. You know how your drunkenest relatives behave at weddings? Imagine that, minus the alcohol or the overall feelgood stupor.
Sometimes they even run dance contests where *neither* entrant has any dance skills whatsoever, such was the case when poor Jim Ross was shoehorned in there with Michael Cole, and the two took turns paying homage to Mean Gene's "performance" with the Gobbledy Gooker.