Tanahashi Talks Lesnar & Is Edge OK?: Ten Things You May Have Missed In Wrestling This Week

I wasn't sure I was going to be able to bring you Ten Things You May Have Missed In Wrestling This Week, erm, this week.

I've had chills. I've been having trouble sleeping. I can barely eat, too.

I was worried I was coming down with you-know-what, but it turns out I just have a severe case of...

...WRESTLEMANIA FEVER, BABY!

It's WrestleMania week, so the focus of the wrestling world shifts to the Showcase of the Immortals and all that comes with it, including the Hall of Fame ceremony, a two-night NXT TakeOver event and what should be an interesting post-WrestleMania Raw.

While some of the stories within these pages are WrestleMania related, there's also a good deal of other fascinating tidbits, unexpected social media interactions and news and opinions from the usual places, for you WrestleMania scrooges who are burned out on the Showcase of the Immortals.

10. Bret Hart Bashes Modern WWE Title Design

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I love Bret Hart.

He was one of my first favourite wrestlers and has continued to be so over the years. The more you watch his work, the more you appreciate just how good The Hitman was.

Best there is, best there was and best there ever will be? There's certainly a case to be made there.

Post-retirement Bret is also one of my favourite wrestlers, but not because he's putting on any technical classics or anything.

I love the modern-day Hitman because he's so happy to talk about anything and usually ends up burying someone or something, even if it has nothing to do with what he was originally commenting on.

He's a legend, but he's a bit of a curmudgeon, and it warmed my heart to see him taking a shot at the modern-day WWE Title design this week in a video of him showing off his old WWE Championship belt, which was the 'winged eagle' design.

He called his title the 'most beautiful belt ever made in wrestling' before wondering aloud 'God knows why they change it to that piece of crap they've got now'.

Never, ever change, Bret.

On the subject of the 'winged eagle' title, why do we refer to it as that anyway? Are there other, wingless eagles not flying about out there that I don't know about? I mean, what's the deal there?

Hold on, this isn't the cold open to an episode of Seinfeld is it? Moving on...

9. An APB On Double-J

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When WKRN News 2 tweeted that a man was beaten with a guitar during a party in East Nashville, WWE Hall of Famer Jeff Jarrett was quick to jump to his own defense.

The man noted for his balsa wood specials over the years replied to the tweet by saying it wasn't him, followed by four guitar emojis.

Methinks the Chosen One doth protest too much?

Having followed Jarrett's career from WWE to WCW and then TNA, I can't imagine anyone other than him hitting someone with a six-string.

8. Vince McMahon & Big Show's Gas

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Arn Anderson's podcast The ARN Show is typically good value and finally - FINALLY - this week Double-A got onto the topic of WWE stars and their farts.

When asked about memorable backstage gas passers, The Enforcer offered up two prime suspects in Big Show and the boss himself, Vince McMahon.

According to Anderson:

"Vince used to fart up in gorilla all the time and it would fill the room. He would sit over there, you’d see him, he’s laughing his ass off because everybody was gagging. Gerry Briscoe was big time gagging who had a sense of stomach. All that protein Vince was eating, you could imagine how bad". 

Now's a good time to remind everyone of the story Jim Ross once told about Vince trying to cut the cheese near Gerry Briscoe so aggressively that he accidentally pooped himself and had to perform on live TV with a brown stain on the back of his khaki pants.

Anyway, as far Big Show's flatulence problem, Arn had this to say:

“Big Show was the worst. It had sound effects and he would walk in the room and look around and you know he had been holding it and have his bags in his hand and look around the room and it was like two big chicken breasts flapping together. The funk? Oh. People would be running for the door and getting jammed in the door two of them at a time. It was terrible".

Perhaps one of the real reasons The World's Largest Athlete was signed to WWE for over 20 years is his and the CEO's shared love of obscene smells.

7. Is Edge OK?

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One of the programming highlights of this week was the WWE Untold episode focusing on the Edge versus Mick Foley Hardcore Match from WrestleMania 22.

The show did the whole story justice, from the beginnings of Edge and Foley's relationship, to the genesis of the match, the match itself and its aftermath.

While it was brutal to watch in parts, there was a great deal of insight and one or two laughs, too.

The biggest came courtesy of Foley, who revealed that after the graphic bout he called his wife Collette to check in and reassure he that he was fine, only for her to respond by disregarding what he had said and immediately asking 'Is Edge OK?'.

And Foley was cracking up...and he loved it...'cause it was nothing vicious!

6. Dolph Ziggler Casts His Vote

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The WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremonies happened this week, with both the class of 2020 and 2021 being honoured.

During the initial broadcast, the WWE on Fox Twitter account asked its followers who should headline the 2022 class.

For current SmackDown Tag Team Champion Dolph Ziggler, the answer was obvious, and his gif of Scott Steiner walking to the ring before his calamitous match with Triple H at No Way Out 2003 spoke volumes.

By rights, both Rick and Scott Steiner should be in the WWE Hall of Fame, whether as a tag team or singles.

However, given Big Poppa Pump's previous comments about WWE and their Hall of Fame, as well as his outright hatred of influential backstage figures like Paul Levesque, it's hard to see it happening.

Pus, I mean he was banned from the ceremony in 2015 after an altercation between Steiner and Hulk Hogan's wife.

Besides, I don't think there's a bleep machine fast enough to keep up with the Genetic Freak's acceptance speech.

5. What About Omega?

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Alright, so if Scott Steiner isn't inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2022 (and he won't be), then what about Kenny Omega?

Clearly the Cleaner is feeling snubbed, tweeting out 'Wait, you mean to tell me I was snubbed again this year? Geez Louise, what’s a guy gotta do around here?' as WWE's Hall of Fame ceremony was ongoing.

He's joking, of course, unless he finally wants recognition for his legendary 2006 four-month run in WWE developmental territory Deep South Wrestling.

4. Tanahashi Talks Lesnar

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New Japan ace Hiroshi Tanahashi spoke with NJPW1972.com this week, discussing his 2006, including a planned match with Brock Lesnar that didn't end up happening.

Brock worked for New Japan from late 2005 to mid-2006, between leaving WWE and beginning his MMA career.

The Lesnar/NJPW relationship would come to a bitter end due to money issues, as Brock flew back to America while recognised as the reigning IWGP Heavyweight Champion, never to return (though he did drop the belt to Kurt Angle at an IGF show promoted by New Japan legend Antonio Inoki in 2007).

When asked about how he sees a match with Lesnar playing out, Tanahashi said:

"Technical, I think. It would have to be; you certainly couldn’t match him for power. To be brutally honest, I could never get into any of what I saw of Lesnar. It was all one sided, a completely selfish way of wrestling. I saw him come up in the early 2000s, and he was just pounding people, you never got to see anything from his opponents. I just didn’t understand his deal at all".

And when asked about how he felt The Next Big Thing viewed his time spent in the company:

“Hmm. I think to be honest Lesnar didn’t really care where he was wrestling as long as he got his payoff. That wasn’t the case with Bernard and other foreign guys like that. It really took me aback that there was someone who cared absolutely nothing for the place they were working. That was part of my motivation for that match".

Brock Lesnar only caring about the money he made for a match? Well I never!

3. WALTER Gets His Belt Back

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When NXT UK Champion WALTER had his title belt (along with other possessions) stolen in late 2019, it didn't seem likely that it would make its way back to its rightful owner.

Amazingly, the title has now been discovered and was sent back to WWE.

A TIKTOK user named VNDSChicago appears to have bought it for around $30 in March but, upon realising that it was the real thing, decided to ship it to WALTER.

In return, WWE sent the man (whose real name is David) a replica signed by Triple H, Shawn Michaels and WALTER himself.

I reckon he'd get a bit more than $30 for that if he decided to stick it on eBay.

2. Who Tapped First?

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It might be the standard now, but 'tapping out' in wrestling wasn't a thing until the late 90s, when Ken Shamrock brought it to WWE from UFC.

Or was it when Tazz introduced it in ECW?

Well, the two surly submission specialists debated it on Twitter after the World's Most Dangerous Man tweeted out "Before I entered the WWF, Tapping out was not a thing! After I joined, Tapping out became a big thing! FACT".

The current AEW commentator and manager responded, writing "Hmmm, regarding WWF, you are correct. Not sure who started doing it in wrestling first you or I, but it was close to the same time I think. Hope you are well man!".

In response to that, Shamrock wrote "Just speaking on WWF. I know you did your thing & I loved it. Stay strong my friend!".

Damn. I was hoping the two would fight.

That would have been a hell of a deal when both were in their primes, actually.

1. Molly's Speech

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And finally, something nice to leave you with this week, as WWE have shared the full version of Molly Holly's Hall of Fame speech (which was cut down for time during their broadcast of the ceremony).

The saintly Molly was inducted as part of the class of 2021 and spent most of her time not talking about all of her accomplishments, but thanking those that helped her along the way, from wrestlers she worked with to the unsung heroes like the WWE production crew, whom she named individually.

It was a wonderful speech from someone who is universally loved and nobody has a bad word to say about, and serves as a cheerful way to sign off for seven days.

Enjoy the speech and enjoy WrestleMania this weekend, too, you absolute maniacs.