Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. Actually, we all know you can still acquire the t-shirt, even if you haven't "done that". And WWE's more than aware of this fact, based on their latest shop offering.
Playing off of their "I Was There" WrestleMania tees of previous years, WWE is releasing a timely variation for this year's event, with "I Wasn't There" emblazoned across the front.
The shirt also reads, "Too big for one night!", due to the card being expanded to a two-night event, taking place on Saturday, April 4, as well as the originally intended date of Sunday, April 5.
The shirt comes in two designs: the simple pirate flag logo (which was rendered obsolete by the event's removal from Tampa's Raymond James Stadium, where a giant pirate ship sits as part of the venue's aesthetic), and one depicting a whole host of WWE's featured players.
WrestleMania 36 begins in two weeks time. Notable matches on the card will see Royal Rumble winners Drew McIntyre and Charlotte Flair challenge WWE champion Brock Lesnar and NXT Women's champion Rhea Ripley, respectively.