SpongeBob SquarePants & Patrick Star Hit A 3D At Indy Show

Who lives in a pineapple and hits a 3D? SpongeBob SquarePants! Absorbent and yellow and the ref counts to three. SpongeBob SquarePants! If nautical nonsense… alright I’m not doing any more.

That’s right, another popular set of TV characters have emerged in the professional wrestling world, following in the footsteps of Mr. Blobby, Les Battersby, among others, as SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star arrived to take over the indie scene this weekend at Cole Radrick’s Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen show in Spencer, Indiana.

The pair arrived with Goofy Goober playing out loud, before entering the ring to confront The Original Sins tag team of Dick Michaels and Tyler Idol during a Bikini Bottom Street Fight, after Cole Radrick failed to provide any help due to injury.

After initially struggling to get their massive heads through the ropes, they stood armed with swimming noodles. They ambushed the bad guys with the noodles - deadlier than a kendo stick we’ve heard - before channelling their inner Dudley Boyz and nailing a 3D straight through a table on their enemy to allow the ref to count to three and end the match.

Professional wrestling is absolutely, completely, 100% a normal thing.