Hangman Page To Celebrate AEW World Title Win On 'Cowboy Sh*t Day'

Including a full statement from Hangman

Following his AEW World Title win at the Full Gear pay-per-view, Hangman Page will celebrate his victory on Wednesday's edition of Dynamite, which also happens to be 'Cowboy Sh*t Day.'

Page issued a statement on Monday announcing the celebration, while also admitting he will face all challengers in AEW. He would prefer not to face Wardlow "and his big muscle tits" again, however. 

Page wrote:

"After celebrating his championship win over Kenny Omega at AEW Full Gear by sharing seventeen orders of baby back ribs from Chili's with the Dark Order, answering seventy-four congratulatory text messages and two asking to get them booked on Dark, and obnoxiously snoring his way through two early morning Delta airlines flights home, "Hangman" Adam Page has decided to share his thoughts about and intentions as AEW World Champion. 

• "Hangman" Adam Page is declaring this Wednesday, November 17, as the first National Cowboy Sh*t Day*, with celebrations live from his home state in Virginia this week on Dynamite.
• "Hangman" Adam Page will continue to increase his strength and cardiovascular training, add additional dynamic and static stretching to his routine to limber out his rigid frame, and study the vegan diet in order to prepare for number one contender Bryan Danielson.
• As champion, "Hangman" Adam Page will welcome all other challengers as AEW sees fit, but please God don't make him fight Wardlow and his big muscle tits again.
• After seeing the unofficial, unauthorized, and most brilliant display of 'I don't give a sh*t about copyright', 'The Good, The Bad, and The Elite' series on YouTube, "Hangman" Adam Page will use his new leverage as champion to get that guy a job or at the very least a nice letter and fruit basket. 
• With the bonus payment that comes with winning the AEW World Champion, "Hangman" Adam Page will trade in his gas-guzzling truck for an electric vehicle in an effort to reduce planet-warming emissions and encourage others to make the switch when they see how badass it looks with steer horns mounted on the front or whatever.
• "Hangman" Adam Page would like to send a genuine and heartfelt thank you to the many fans that never gave up on him, even when he gave them every reason to. They've helped him accomplish more than he had ever imagined.

"If you would like to hear more of "Hangman" Adam Page's thoughts on his recent championship win, "tell them I ain't doing anymore of those podcasts as long as I live, you think I wanna be on the don and dookie youtube show or whatever yeah right get a clue, I'm champion now I got so much sh*t to do I'm already so stressed.

*Pending approval from the National Day Archives, which I really doubt is going to happen since their last correspondence simply said 'Stop emailing us about this.'"

Several other segments and matches have already been announced for the November 17 edition of Dynamite. Check out the card below:

  • "Hangman" Adam Page championship celebration
  • Bryan Danielson vs. Evil Uno
  • Orange Cassidy & Tomohiro Ishii vs. The Butcher & The Blade
  • Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Jay Lethal - TNT Championship
  • Hikaru Shida vs. Nyla Rose - TBS Title Tournament
  • Dante Martin & Lio Rush vs. The Acclaimed

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