10 Worst WWE Matches Of The 1980s

7. The Bushwhackers vs. The Fabulous Rougeaus - WrestleMania V

The Bushwhackers, like being punched repeatedly in the crotch, are an acquired taste. 

The Australian tag team were strictly lower card material and were usually palatable as long as they got out of the way early.

At WrestleMania 5, The Bushwhackers went on fourth and were given almost 10 minutes to play with. The only thing they ‘played with’ was Jay’s didgeridoo when Luke was hoisted up for a slam. 

We’d call that the lone ‘highlight’ of this turgid mess, which was slow, unfunny, needlessly long and one-sided. After getting their arses kicked for much of the duration of the contest, the Bushwhackers managed to sneak a win thanks to their eye-rolling battering ram. 

The match was a total crowd-killer and only isn’t lower because, at the very least, it gave us the chance to listen to the Rougeaus’ fabulous theme music.