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4. Incompatible Opponents

Not much of a story here, but Oney Lorcan sure can paint a picture in 140 characters or less, can't he? 

He recently tweeted a story about the time he was supposed to wrestle a WWE Hall of Famer, only for the legend to take umbrage with something Lorcan couldn't exactly control. 

I was supposed to wrestle Brutus The Barber Beefcake at a carnival once but as soon as he saw me he turned to the promoter and said "guy's got no hair" and promoter just looked at me with his hands on his hips.

Since no record of such a match exists (Oney did say 'supposed to wrestle'), one can only assume The Beefster used his clout to get a new opponent. 

Lance Storm did reply with a very good point, wondering why Brutus couldn't have compensated with 'more struttin’ and less cutting’.

Please be serious for a minute, Lance. For once in your life, be serious.