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1. Enzo Amore Wants To Wrestle Finn Balor On The Moon

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I mean, the title is exactly what it says it is, you know?

After watching Jeff 'Divorced Dad' Bezos and his crew go for a jaunt in space, former WWE star Enzo Amore backed himself to one day wrestle on the moon. 

Inspire by Wally Funk, the 82-year-old who was aboard the Blue Origin spacecraft, and septuagenarian weekend warrior Jerry Lawler, Ezno has made it his mission to have a match with pal Finn Balor on the celestial body, even if it takes him another forty or so years, tweeting

'Today, an earth woman at 83 years old became the oldest person to ever enter outer space. If Jerry ”The King” Lawler is still at it & wrestling into his 70’s. You can bet your ass, one day, I’ll wrestle on the moon. #BadaBoom #RealestGuy On the Moon...Opponent: @FinnBalor' 

While a match on the moon between Enzo and Balor might be technically decent, I can't imagine it'll have much atmosphere. 

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