John Cena's Peacemaker Penis & Enzo Amore On The Moon: Ten Things You May Have Missed In Wrestling This Week
Juicier than a CM Punk to AEW rumour!
1. Enzo Amore Wants To Wrestle Finn Balor On The Moon
I mean, the title is exactly what it says it is, you know?
After watching Jeff 'Divorced Dad' Bezos and his crew go for a jaunt in space, former WWE star Enzo Amore backed himself to one day wrestle on the moon.
Inspire by Wally Funk, the 82-year-old who was aboard the Blue Origin spacecraft, and septuagenarian weekend warrior Jerry Lawler, Ezno has made it his mission to have a match with pal Finn Balor on the celestial body, even if it takes him another forty or so years, tweeting:
'Today, an earth woman at 83 years old became the oldest person to ever enter outer space. If Jerry ”The King” Lawler is still at it & wrestling into his 70’s. You can bet your ass, one day, I’ll wrestle on the moon. #BadaBoom #RealestGuy On the Moon...Opponent: @FinnBalor'
While a match on the moon between Enzo and Balor might be technically decent, I can't imagine it'll have much atmosphere.
Sorry...