10 Infamous Pro Wrestling Squash Matches
Not every squash match is forgettable
1. Perry Saturn vs. Mike Bell
Mike Bell was a name familiar to those within WWE, having wrestled dozens upon dozens of squash matches for the company from 1992 all the way up until 2003.
In that time, Bell stared at the ceiling for everyone from Bret Hart and Lex Luger to Bob Holly and Mabel.
The most notable match of Mike’s career, however, was with Perry Saturn at the May 7, 2001 Jakked taping.
Big Pez got his bell rung during an early exchange and, according to him, entered ‘fight or flight’ mode and began shooting on his opponent, before forcefully chucking him through the ropes to the floor.
It was an ugly landing for Bell, but it gave Saturn a minute to get his bearings. After the former European Champion got the last of his aggression out by chucking poor Mike into the stairs, they finished the match as planned.
Saturn was reprimanded as soon as he returned through the curtain and was subsequently given the amnesiac gimmick and ‘Moppy’ storyline as punishment.
If there’s one lesson to be taken from this whole, sorry episode, it’s that some dinosaurs ate meat while others ate gravy.
