10 Weirdest Segments In Wrestling History

Wrestling is strange anyway, but sometimes it just got that little bit stranger...

06. Little People’s Court

For all that D-Generation X is rightfully celebrated, we can’t gloss over how terrible the 2009 reunion was. The schtick was old, the performers even older, and while the Attitude Era version was edgy and controversial, 2009 DX was tame and cheesy.

And weird.

Hornswoggle emerged as a DX superfan, but Trips and HBK were just arses to him. Obviously, the two were soon summoned to Little People’s Court to answer to their crimes.

Now if you haven’t seen this, this next bit is going to sound like an extract from Alice in Wonderland…

So, DX go under the ring which, instead of being a cramped dirty crawlspace, is in fact a massive sprawling mass of corridors. Like the TARDIS.

They eventually end up in a courtroom which is completely inhabited by little people, including a judge, bailiff, and jury of seven…

Oh hang on, I just realised that was a Seven Dwarves joke...

Anyway, hijinks occurred because Vince McMahon thinks little people are funny merely because they’re little, DX got battered by everyone, and Hornswoggle somehow ended up joining the group.

Strange.

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