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4. Another Day In The Life Of Party Marty Jannetty

Speaking of people who almost certainly must have pissed on a member of the public before, another Marty Jannetty story made the rounds this week, courtesy of his former New Rockers tag partner Al 'Leif Cassidy' Snow. 

The Snowman was speaking with Sportskeeda when he relayed the tale of how Marty wrecked a policeman's motorcycle on a tour of India: 

"In India, I don't know how he does it. This beautiful hotel has got this big fountain at the center of it. He's just walking outside, and he sees a cop sitting on his motorcycle in front of the hotel. He walks up and talks the cop into letting him take his motorcycle for a ride. He goes and rides up and down the street, and then, for whatever reason, spots the stairs to the hotel lobby. Proceeds to ride the motorcycle up the stairs.

Bam Bam Bigelow I think it was, held the door open for him. He rides through the front door, and takes a lap around the lobby, wrecks the motorcycle into the big fountain, takes a bump into the fountain, gets up, has to pull the fender away from the front wheel where he wrecked it. Rides it back out the hotel, back down the stairs, gives it back to the cop".

Another classic Jannetty rib as told by Snow was how he would take amino acid tablets in order to give him bad flatulence, which he would then unleash during a booking meeting: 

"So, he had been keeping those in his garage in Orlando, Florida. You know how hot and humid it is down there. So he is eating purposely, keep in mind, eating purposely, the amino acid tablets, because they gave him horrible gas, so he could fart on the plane. And then one time we were in San Antonio at the Alamodome. And there was this little office, a room, where all the agents were there for an agent meeting so they could go over the finishes and stuff like that.

So, Marty looks at me and says, "Hey, just stay in here and watch!". He has this big smile on his face, he walks in and I'm like, "What the hell's he doing?". And all of a sudden he comes walking back out and goes, "Just stay right here, just tell me what happens". All of a sudden, Pat Patterson, Jack Lanza, they all come piling out of the room, going "My God!". 

Marty went in there and farted and walked back out and the whole room came running out like the whole building was on fire".

That Marty Jannetty - is there anything he can't do?